Wilbur Ross Shakes Self Awake After Briefly Dying During Cabinet Meeting
by The Onion from on (#3HS6P)
WASHINGTON-Shaking himself back to consciousness and cardiopulmonary function following a momentary lapse in personal viability, Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross apologized to the other cabinet members after briefly dying during a meeting on steel tariffs Friday. "Whoops, sorry about that-just walked towards the"