Article 3J99E Report: 99% Of Employees Would Use Boss As Human Shield In Event Of Workplace Attack

Report: 99% Of Employees Would Use Boss As Human Shield In Event Of Workplace Attack

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WASHINGTON-Citing data from across every economic sector, a report published Thursday by the Bureau Of Labor Statistics found that 99 percent of U.S. employees would use their boss as a human shield in a workplace attack. "According to our research, the first thing most American workers would do when confronted with"

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