Andrew McCabe Spending Few Days As Congressional Bathroom Attendant To Satisfy Pension Requirements
by The Onion from on (#3JK8Y)
WASHINGTON-Wearing a double-breasted tuxedo vest and black bowtie while sitting next to the sinks in the U.S. Capitol men's room, recently-fired FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe reportedly plans to spend the next three days as a congressional bathroom attendant to satisfy his pension requirements, sources confirmed"