Article 3JRAB Johnny Rockets Customer Terrified After Evidently Falling Through Wormhole Into 1950s

Johnny Rockets Customer Terrified After Evidently Falling Through Wormhole Into 1950s

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SANTA MONICA, CA-Alarmed by the red vinyl seats, chrome accents, and no-frills dining options that suggested he'd been hurled backwards in time, Johnny Rockets customer Jason Levick was reportedly terrified Wednesday after evidently falling through a wormhole into the 1950s. "I just opened the door to a restaurant in"

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