Grumblethor The Mischievous Pleased With Mayhem His Magical Antics Have Wrought Upon White House–FBI Relations
by The Onion from on (#3JRP0)
THE REALM OF MISDOING-Cackling with glee while observing the turmoil brought about by his consternating ways, enchanted goblin Grumblethor the Mischievous-creator of the world's chaos and confusion-revealed Wednesday that he is pleased with the mayhem his magical antics have wrought upon White House-FBI relations."