‘You Are The Jewel Of My Collection,’ Says Saudi Prince While Guiding Frightened Jared Kushner Toward Harem
by The Onion from on (#3JWDK)
WASHINGTON-Gently placing his hand on the small of Jared Kushner's back, Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman applied only the gentlest of pressure-no more than a petal falling to the surface of a fountain-and in a voice heavy with anticipation, whispered "You are the jewel of my collection," thus guiding his"