Article 3K554 FDA Deems Genetically Modified Salmon Too Handsome To Eat

FDA Deems Genetically Modified Salmon Too Handsome To Eat

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WASHINGTON-Following months of analysis into the animal's stunning good looks, the Food and Drug Administration announced Monday that genetically modified salmon are far too handsome to eat. "After several rounds of clinical testing, we have determined that these genetically altered fish are safe for human"

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