Article 3K99X Study Finds 12,000 Americans Die Annually In What Are Made To Look Like Car Accidents

Study Finds 12,000 Americans Die Annually In What Are Made To Look Like Car Accidents

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CHAPEL HILL, NC-Concluding that the official accounts of the collisions always seem perfectly believable, a study released Tuesday by the University of North Carolina Highway Safety Research Center found that 12,000 Americans die annually in what are made to look like automobile accidents. "According to our data,"

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