Article 3M14G Black Father Gives Son The Talk About Holding Literally Any Object

Black Father Gives Son The Talk About Holding Literally Any Object

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NORRISTOWN, PA-Deciding his firstborn was old enough to learn about the cultural dangers of having things in his hands, African American dad Aaron Mitchell pulled his son aside Thursday to have "the talk" about holding literally any object. "Listen, son, it's time you learned how to conduct yourself in public. It may"

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