Article 3M361 Exercising Woman Really Starting To Feel The Burn Of Lifelong Injury Developing

Exercising Woman Really Starting To Feel The Burn Of Lifelong Injury Developing

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RALEIGH, NC-Expressing excitement at the long-term benefits of her new workout routine, exercising woman Brianna Newton reported Friday that she was really beginning to feel the burn of a lifelong injury developing. "Oh, yeah-I'm definitely starting to feel some results [from my repeated misuse of the treadmill and"

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