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Kid Putting Pencils Between Knuckles About To Fuck Someone Up

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SEABROOK, NH-Warning that the real-life Wolverine was about to start some serious shit, third-grade sources reported Friday that Michael Handley, the kid on the other side of the playground putting pencils between his knuckles, was about to fuck someone up. "Man, I would not mess with that kid if I were you," reported"

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