Article 3M9WM Aging Father Struggling To Keep Family’s Personal Failings Straight

Aging Father Struggling To Keep Family’s Personal Failings Straight

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DELRAY BEACH, FL-Attributing the recent drop-off in cognition to his advanced age, relatives of Arnold Simmons told reporters Monday that the 74-year-old was now noticeably struggling to keep the personal failings of all his family members straight. "It's so sad hearing this once-vibrant man call my brother Peter an"

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