Article 3MAA9 Soybean Pissed After Learning Trade War Means Trip To China Canceled

Soybean Pissed After Learning Trade War Means Trip To China Canceled

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DECATUR, IL-Expressing frustration after wasting so much time germinating, absorbing soil nutrients, and learning about the rich culture of the Hunan province, a local soybean was reportedly pissed Monday upon learning that the ongoing trade war meant its trip to China was canceled. "Christ, this is just my fucking"

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