Article 3MNAB Woman Spends Entire Date Wondering If This The One She’ll Mace

Woman Spends Entire Date Wondering If This The One She’ll Mace

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COLUMBUS, OH-Contemplating her romantic future while staring deep into the eyes of her dining companion, area woman Emily Hopkins reportedly spent the duration of her date Friday wondering if this would be the one she'll mace. "Call me silly, but like any woman on a first date, I can't help wondering if he might be"

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