Article 3MVYP Flower Freaking Out After Realizing There’s A Bee On It

Flower Freaking Out After Realizing There’s A Bee On It

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CAMILLA, GA-Remaining perfectly motionless despite its mounting terror, Zinnia peruviana FL77542PM4 found itself on the verge of panic Monday after noticing a honeybee had landed on one of its petals. "Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck me. Okay, deep breaths. Maybe it just wants to rest for a second and then it'll fly away," said"

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