‘Politics Was Never This Toxic In The 2010s,’ Says Future American While Watching Candidates Battle In 2048 Debate Pits
by The Onion from on (#3N8ZR)
NEO-SEATTLE-Decrying the lack of decorum on display, an American from decades in the future remarked that politics was never this toxic "back in the 2010s," shaking his head as he watched the leading presidential candidates of 2048 fight to the death in blood-soaked debate pits.