Dirty, Disheveled Scott Pruitt Confesses He Spent Last Of EPA Funding Weeks Ago
by The Onion from on (#3NS1Z)
WASHINGTON-Rocking back and forth in his chair and openly weeping, a dirty, disheveled EPA administrator Scott Pruitt confessed during testimony before the House Appropriations committee Thursday that he had spent the last of his department's funding weeks ago. "It's gone, all gone, every penny of it-poof, just like"