Article 3P1V9 Pilot Shudders To Imagine Why Passengers Taking Red-Eye To Atlantic City

Pilot Shudders To Imagine Why Passengers Taking Red-Eye To Atlantic City

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DENVER-Watching with a mixture of bewilderment and pity as a small group of solitary travelers quietly boarded his plane at 11:15 p.m., United Airlines pilot Terry Elston shuddered Monday while attempting to imagine why his passengers could be taking a red-eye to Atlantic City. "Good lord, I don't even want to know"

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