Article 3P26N Nutritionists Reveal Humans With Proper Diet Should Not Be Defecating

Nutritionists Reveal Humans With Proper Diet Should Not Be Defecating

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PALO ALTO, CA-Warning that it is one of the most visible symptoms of serious malnutrition, dietary scientists at Stanford University revealed Monday that humans who consume a proper diet should not be defecating. "In humans who correctly manage their dietary intake, 100 percent of food consumed is absorbed by the"

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