Article 3P4NT The Time Is Now To Clean Up This Soup I Just Spilled Everywhere

The Time Is Now To Clean Up This Soup I Just Spilled Everywhere

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By Kyle Bailey
from The Onion on (#3P4NT)
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As I look around this kitchen, I see people paralyzed by a daunting situation. What began as the promise of a nourishing dinner has gone hopelessly awry, but we must be resilient and rise to the challenge before us. The moment has come. We cannot shirk our duty any longer. The time is upon us, my friends, to clean up"

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