Article 3P526 Friend Dishonorably Discharged From Navigation Duties After Missing Exit

Friend Dishonorably Discharged From Navigation Duties After Missing Exit

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FISHKILL, NY-In a hastily assembled tribunal during which his traveling companions unanimously handed down the punishment, sources confirmed Tuesday that local friend Brendan Doctson was dishonorably discharged from his navigating duties after causing them to miss an exit. "In light of his gross misconduct in failing"

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