Article 3P55S E. Coli Ready To Treat Itself To Some Beef After Weeks Of Nothing But Salad

E. Coli Ready To Treat Itself To Some Beef After Weeks Of Nothing But Salad

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YUMA, AZ-Saying that it would be a nice break from the health-conscious diet, a local E. coli bacterium announced Tuesday plans to treat itself to a little beef after weeks of eating nothing but salad. "Lately, I've been on this kick of just having romaine lettuce for every single meal, but it can't hurt to cut"

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