Article 3P7KS 3-Year-Old Pretending Stuffed Animals Having Big Fight About Accidental Pregnancy

3-Year-Old Pretending Stuffed Animals Having Big Fight About Accidental Pregnancy

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SIOUX FALLS, SD-Playacting raised voices and heated accusations as she made her toys stomp around her bedroom floor, 3-year-old Allyson Barnes was reportedly pretending Wednesday that her stuffed animals were having a big fight about an accidental pregnancy. "How could you have been so careless, Mrs. Puffles?" said"

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