Increasingly Obsessed Robert Mueller Forces Wife To Dye Hair Blond, Dress Like Ivanka
by The Onion from on (#3P7WG)
WASHINGTON-With the Trump probe constantly preoccupying more and more of the special investigator's mind, Robert Mueller has reportedly forced his wife this week to dye her hair and dress in expensive jewelry and designer gowns identical to those worn by Ivanka Trump. "Dammit, go get a different clutch and put on the"