Article 3PQ1N Fitbit Releases New Tracking Collar That Gets Tighter Every Second You Are Inactive

Fitbit Releases New Tracking Collar That Gets Tighter Every Second You Are Inactive

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SAN FRANCISCO-Touting the device's state-of-the-art ability to incentivize exercise through intimidation, Fitbit released a new tracking collar Tuesday that tightens every second the person wearing it is inactive. "Whether you're a fitness guru or a first-time runner, this sleek new wearable tech will jumpstart any"

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