Article 3PZH8 New Monster Energy Defibrillator Touts 1,200 Volts Delivered Straight To Heart

New Monster Energy Defibrillator Touts 1,200 Volts Delivered Straight To Heart

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CORONA, CA-Boasting that their edgy new product was intended "solely for hardcore adrenaline junkies who want to grab life by the balls," Monster Energy unveiled Friday their new defibrillator, a black-and-acid-green portable recreational unit they claim is capable of delivering 1,200 volts straight to the heart."

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