Article 3Q8NB Jon Bon Jovi Jealous Of Former Classmate Who Made It Out Of Jersey

Jon Bon Jovi Jealous Of Former Classmate Who Made It Out Of Jersey

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MIDDLETOWN, NJ-Rattling off reason after reason why his hometown sucked, rock icon Jon Bon Jovi sheepishly told reporters Tuesday that he's been feeling jealous of a former classmate lately who had managed to make it out of New Jersey. "Michael McCleary, man, that guy bought a one-way ticket out of this shithole and"

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