Article 3QKEX Meghan Markle’s College Friends Stuck At Table With Sickly Habsburg Cousins

Meghan Markle’s College Friends Stuck At Table With Sickly Habsburg Cousins

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WINDSOR, ENGLAND-Bemoaning their luck as they watched other wedding guests happily mingle over dinner, Meghan Markle's college friends confirmed Saturday that they had gotten stuck sitting at a table with the British Royal Family's sickly Habsburg cousins. "Ugh, of course we get saddled with the weird, pale cousins"

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