Biden Kicked Out Of Laundromat After Shag Rug Floods Washing Machine
by The Onion from on (#3QPFD)
DOVER, DE-Insisting that he was "totally fuckin' innocent" as soapy water cascaded onto the establishment's floor, former Vice President Joe Biden was reportedly kicked out of a local coin-op laundromat Thursday after his bright-orange shag rug flooded a washing machine. "Easy there, cabron-ain't my fault your"