Article 3QS8X Maple Tree Wishes It Was Given A Say In Becoming Memorial To Man’s Dead Wife

Maple Tree Wishes It Was Given A Say In Becoming Memorial To Man’s Dead Wife

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CHICOPEE, MA-Expressing frustration that the new role had been imposed on it without even so much as a warning, a recently planted maple tree reportedly wished Tuesday that it had been given a say in becoming a memorial to a man's dead wife. "It's just a really awkward position to be put in; I didn't even know the"

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