Article 3R0KW Report: No Way College Japan Society Can Match Lofty Promises Made By Poster Hanging In Library

Report: No Way College Japan Society Can Match Lofty Promises Made By Poster Hanging In Library

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ALLENTOWN, PA-Purporting to read right through the grandstanding handbill, sources confirmed Friday that there could be absolutely no way Muhlenberg College's Japan Society could fulfill the lofty promises made by their poster on the Trexler Memorial Library's bulletin board. "Do these bullshitters really expect me to"

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