David’s Bridal Introduces New Line Of Whore-Red Dresses For Wicked, Impure Divorcées’ Shameful Second Weddings
CONSHOHOCKEN, PA-In an effort to meet the specific needs of even its most reprehensible customers, David's Bridal introduced a new line of whore-red dresses Thursday for wicked, impure divorci(C)es with the audacity to have a shameful second wedding. "These new gowns are the perfect slut-shade of crimson to make any"