Article 3RKGF Report: Universe To End Next Friday

Report: Universe To End Next Friday

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GENEVA-A coalition of scientists at CERN announced this morning that the Universe, the accumulation of matter and energy that makes up everything that is, will end abruptly next Friday. "The totality of existence as we know it, including time, space, all distributed matter throughout our reality, and all 11"

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