Election Experts Warn Maine’s Voting System Leads To Greater Risk Of Getting Finger Pinched By Live Lobster Stuffed Into Ballot Box
by The Onion from on (#3S5HG)
AUGUSTA, ME-Advising caution as residents go to the state's gubernatorial and congressional primaries Tuesday, election experts warned that Maine's new voting system may lead to a greater risk of citizens getting their finger pinched by a live lobster stuffed into the ballot box. "These rules endanger voters by"