The chances of anything really new coming from storage are a million to one, but still they come
Transmission inbound... Argh! It's frying our systems! El Reg's radio telescopes are trained on the storage galaxy and use super-advanced AI, machine learning and pattern-recognition techniques to tease information out of the noise. [Ed: Bullsh*t, you read the press releases and get sent a few tweets.] Let's see what the industry has to say this week."