Article 3SAD9 Woman Takes Break From Dating To Focus On Everything About Herself No One Could Ever Love

Woman Takes Break From Dating To Focus On Everything About Herself No One Could Ever Love

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WILMINGTON, DE-Explaining that some time away from relationships was exactly what she needed right now, local woman Jill Witmer, 32, took a break from dating Thursday to focus on everything about herself no one could ever love. "I think stepping away from the dating scene gives me the chance to really concentrate on"

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