Apex

Only humans are dumb enough to mess with mermaids.

a TranscriptHellena
At least we aren't going to fizzing drown.

Shid
What art we, now? Half shark?

Michele
Shark? Sharks have vertical fins. We have horizontal flukes. These are dolphin butts. We're syrens, no doubt

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Shid
Then that means we have to worry about sharks, doesn't it?.

Michele
Ha! As if. Shows what you know. Watch this...

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Michele
HEY! YOU!

Yeah, you! Get your finny tail over here!

I mean NOW, Mister!

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Shark
Yes, Ma'am! Right away, Ma'am. How can I help you, Ma'am? Please don't hurt me, Ma'am.