Article 3SM4T Study Suggests Onion Social Notifications 300 Times More Satisfying To Receive Than Facebook Notifications

Study Suggests Onion Social Notifications 300 Times More Satisfying To Receive Than Facebook Notifications

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EUGENE, OR-Explaining that the alerts induce an unparalleled sense of euphoric bliss, a new study conducted by the University of Oregon Department of Psychology found that Onion Social notifications are 300 times more satisfying to receive than notifications from Facebook. "Using sophisticated neuroimaging techniques,"

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