Article 3TQA9 Pet Gerbil Has Been Absolutely Crushing It Lately

Pet Gerbil Has Been Absolutely Crushing It Lately

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HAGERSTOWN, MD-Acknowledging the rodent's hot streak over the past few weeks, local man Jackson Ramos confirmed Wednesday that his pet gerbil named Butter has been absolutely crushing it lately. "Rolling around in the clear ball, nibbling pellets, running on his wheel-God, the guy's just been knocking it out of the"

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