Tearful Trump Admits NATO Alliance Closest Thing To Friendship He’s Ever Had
by The Onion from on (#3TQNC)
BRUSSELS-Suddenly overcome by a swell of emotion while rebuking the other members for their unwillingness to share the burden of mutual security obligations, a tearful President Trump admitted Wednesday to his fellow world leaders that the NATO alliance is the closest thing to friendship he's ever had. "I'm sorry to"