Stressed-Out Paul Ryan Uses Cheat Day To Indulge In One Bipartisan Vote
by The Onion from on (#3TSAT)
WASHINGTON-Indulging his secret weakness for rule-breaking after months of toeing the unbreakable line of Republican politics as usual, Speaker of the House of Representatives Paul Ryan used his monthly cheat day to indulge in one single bipartisan vote. "God, it feels so naughty-it really is naughty-but after weeks"