Article 3TV08 Report: Modern-Day Pablo Escobar Smuggles One-Hitter Into Music Festival

Report: Modern-Day Pablo Escobar Smuggles One-Hitter Into Music Festival

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CADOTT, WI-Passing utterly undetected through a complex cordon of bag checks, signage specifically prohibiting drug use, and three-second upper-body pat-downs by bored part-time security personnel, modern-day Pablo Escobar and mid-level systems analyst Patrick Quaid successfully smuggled a one-hitter containing 0.2"

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