Article 3V011 New ICE Agent Establishes Dominance By Beating Up Biggest Child Prisoner On First Day

New ICE Agent Establishes Dominance By Beating Up Biggest Child Prisoner On First Day

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MCALLEN, TX-In an effort to teach other juvenile detainees to keep their distance, newly hired ICE agent Kevin Michelson revealed this week that he had established dominance on his first day by beating up the biggest child prisoner he could find. "Just to make sure the pecking order in this place is crystal clear, I"

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