Article 3V8WR Peyton Manning’s Wife Quietly Asks How Much Longer Papa John Going To Crash On Their Couch

Peyton Manning’s Wife Quietly Asks How Much Longer Papa John Going To Crash On Their Couch

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INDIANAPOLIS-Frustrated by the heaps of soiled red polo shirts accumulating in her living room, Peyton Manning's wife quietly asked Friday how much longer disgraced fast-food mogul and pitchman "Papa" John Schnatter would be crashing on their couch. "Honey, I didn't mind when you said it would be a couple of nights,"

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