Article 3VQ2C Investors Remind Mark Zuckerberg He Can’t Fuck With Them Like The Simpering Cowards In Congress

Investors Remind Mark Zuckerberg He Can’t Fuck With Them Like The Simpering Cowards In Congress

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MENLO PARK, CA-Berating the increasingly alarmed CEO about the consequences he would face if his company continued to underperform, Facebook investors reportedly reminded Mark Zuckerberg Friday that he can't fuck with them like he did with the simpering cowards in Congress. "Listen up, you little shit-those dickless"

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