Article 3VVTR Dog Meets Owner At Door In Desperate Attempt To Get Ahead Of Diarrhea-Rug Scandal

Dog Meets Owner At Door In Desperate Attempt To Get Ahead Of Diarrhea-Rug Scandal

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KENNEWICK, WA-Deftly maneuvering to control the emotional tone and establish the primacy of her own narrative before the story got out of control, 3-year-old Jack Russell terrier Muffin met her owner at the door upon his return from work Monday in a desperate attempt to get ahead of an unfolding"

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