Article 3W65E Grandmother Can’t Believe She Hung On This Long For Granddaughter’s Lame-Ass Wedding

Grandmother Can’t Believe She Hung On This Long For Granddaughter’s Lame-Ass Wedding

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KANSAS CITY, MO-Lamenting that the ceremony was an absolute shit show, local grandmother Shirley Ingle could not believe Saturday that she'd hung on so long just to attend her granddaughter's lame-ass wedding. "I fought so hard to stay alive and be here for this special day, but my God-this wedding fucking sucks,""

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