Article 3WA5F Man Knows In Reality Marrying Minnie Mouse Wouldn’t Be As Perfect As He Imagines

Man Knows In Reality Marrying Minnie Mouse Wouldn’t Be As Perfect As He Imagines

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SCOTTSDALE, AZ-Conceding that any actual committed relationship with the anthropomorphic rodent would likely entail the usual day-to-day spousal complications, bachelor Pete Brookeshire admitted Monday that, in reality, a marriage to Minnie Mouse wouldn't be as perfect as he liked to imagine. "Yes, Minnie is my dream"

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