Pentagon Officials Listen In Silence As Mike Pence Details Plans For Angel-Guided Defense Weapons System
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WASHINGTON-Feigning polite interest throughout the 90-minute meeting, Pentagon officials from all five branches of the armed forces listened in silence Thursday as Mike Pence presented his detailed plans for a state-of-the-art angel-guided weapons system. "Though we are grateful for the vice president's interest in"