Article 3WT6Q Caterpillar In Pupal Stage For Past 3 Months Going To Be Pissed If It Turns Out To Be Moth

Caterpillar In Pupal Stage For Past 3 Months Going To Be Pissed If It Turns Out To Be Moth

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CORVALLIS, OR-Seething with anger at the mere prospect of such an outcome, a local caterpillar, who has spent the past three months in its pupal stage, acknowledged Tuesday that it would be extremely pissed off if, upon maturation, it turned out to be a moth. "I swear to fucking God, if I've spent 90 days cooped up in"

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